VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
she smelled like a LAN party
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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