hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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