worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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