Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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