Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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