Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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