he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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