I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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