How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I think i got beer on your cat.
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