Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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