That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
