God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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