hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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