Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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