I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
hell yes lets make some ravioli
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
