Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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