Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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