Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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