hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right