You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Say something about gay babies.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.