My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...