His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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