I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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