Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
