Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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