it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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