i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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