so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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