Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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