is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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