I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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