This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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