fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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