She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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