I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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