apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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