Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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