I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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