im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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