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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
The air taste purple.
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