The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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