The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm really into asian looking animals
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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