Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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