She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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