he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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