i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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