I want to make a zoo with you.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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