Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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