Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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