Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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