Whod you bang
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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