after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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