I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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