at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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